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Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose
Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop
Someone who is really good at aiming in a video game.
Your so good at aiming my little Mexican border sniper.
When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.
Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.
"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"
That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.
The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.