A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
To give your guy friend your blessing to date a girl
I heard you like Christine. I give you the bro k, man.
2dudes that love playing Diablo together and also fit together like Lego whilst sucking each other's peen simultaneously
Careful of John and Ryan's breath. They're were bro-abloing last night
A Buffle Bro is a student of the University of Colorado and enjoys spending his time watching sports and "bro-ing" out looking at tiffs. His favorite past-time, however, is looking like a total douche bag.
That Buffle Bro has three popped collars and a Buffaloes jersey on.
A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.
He's a '99 bro.
When yo opp pull up to yo crib and is tryna box
Bob:what yall want?
Opps:dw bout it just come outside bro.We ain't gonna jump you
Bob:nah i'm good
Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.
Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!
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