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A self made mistake that effects you personally.
Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.
Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.
Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.
Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.
When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.
I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!
A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.