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Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.

That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule

by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 4, 2022


Ja rule

Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.

Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021


Ja Rule

A guy that most people would think of as bad publicity or a way to lose money if seen with him these days. A guy most artists that made songs with him in the late 90's early 2000's would no longer sit with at the cool "grown" kids status table.

If Ja Rule was at a bar with Jay Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, not only would he have to give his seat up to 50 cent, but Jay Z and DMX would help 50 cent drag their "friend" Ja Rule out of the bar.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021


Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".

If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021


Ja Rule

The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.

Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022


discord anti rule day

on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.

me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER

everyone: YAY

me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE

everyone: YES

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021


Handbook Rules

Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.

Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”

Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”

by The Metal Guy April 8, 2024