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Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them
why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.
When your a guy obsessed with another guy.
Leo: That guy swole like Hulk Hogan!!!
Me: Suck him off already!!!
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When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.
Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!
When someone sucks so hard on a mans penis, it turns purple.
Thus making it the suck of death.
Yeah man that’s called the suck of death, sucked that dick so hard it indeed turned purple.
Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES
SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM