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A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy
Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl
October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.
-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute
-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb
When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.
I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.
The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.
Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.
A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.
American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.
1) They are Mexican's form a future generation who rules space.
*Me going in to shock*
Wait what there is time travel. O SHIT WHAT THEY ARE INVATEING THE WHITE HOUSE O CRAP TRUMP'S HAD IS O A FUCKING PIKE CRAP CRAP CRAP DELETE DELETE DELETE.
2) A fake Mexican
3) A nickname given by White people when a Mexican is on too much weed and a white friend in near by.
1)
Person 1- Hey did you see the news
Person 2- No too busy I am going to work
Person 1- Actually you are deported to England now
Person 2- What how.
Person 1- Oh, The Mexican Space Empire invaded last night.
Person 2- What WHAT WAT
Person 1- Yea they say its revenge for the genocide of 2083
Person 2-It didn't happen yet.
Person 1- Yea they are Baby Hitlering us
Person 2- Those damm Space Mexicans that's why I voted for Trump
Person 1- Wait you voted for Trump
Person 2- Yea why?
Person 1- O no you are going to be deported by land now.
Person 2- BUT THERE İI AN FUCKING SEA ON THE WAY.
Person 1- Should have been more careful man. Look at me I got myself a 20 liter of Mexican Blood for the DNA test. The Space Mexicans think that I am 1/16 Mexican so I stay.
2)
A Space Mexican- Hey man I am an Space Mexican
A Sane Person- No you fucking not.
3)
A normal person- Man Im so high
A white man- O man you are a Space Mexican