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True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.
Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)
Cmon girls don’t be such a coward
Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out
Hey! It's that cool guy from up the street! He wants to seduce my daughter.
giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
On March 10th all guys must answer all question they are asked truthfully.
Hey are you cheating on me. Its Guys Answer All Questions Day you have to tell me.
Well fuck.
Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu
Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy