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This disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behavior) i.e. thinks he is a First Nation Chief when in fact he is the son of european immigrants from New Jersey, symptoms include but are not limited to: complete disregard for anyone's point of view, especially ... See Morethat of 'ethic' people, because his is of course the only 'ethnic' point of view that matters. This creates an overwhelming need for admiration, the white guy is always right -and usually has a complete lack of empathy toward others. People with this disorder often believe they are of primary importance to anyone one they meet, and that their opinion trumps any real life experience or first hand knowledge. While this pattern of behavior may be appropriate for a king in 16th Century England, it is generally considered inappropriate for most ordinary people today. People exhibiting this syndrome tend to become exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends. Plastic Shammen, Wannabe's, new ageist, Twinkies and the like have a higher percentage of falling victim to this syndrome than any other group currently. This Personality Disorder is characterized by an enduring pattern of thinking, feeling, and behaving which is significantly different from the person's culture and results in negative consequences.
He's not Native he's suffering from Oppressed White Guy Syndrome -
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True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.
Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)
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giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"
Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"
A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
On March 10th all guys must answer all question they are asked truthfully.
Hey are you cheating on me. Its Guys Answer All Questions Day you have to tell me.
Well fuck.
Cmon girls don’t be such a coward
Girl 1: hey it’s November 14th you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: oh yeah it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should ask Adam out
Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu
Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy