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Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

A cursed and nightmarishly chaotic Mincraft food item, salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake is an aburdly combined creation made by fusing

steak+pork+cod+chicken+carrot+carrot+cookie+pumpkin pie+apple+bread+rabbit+salmon+mutton+baked potato+cake=salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

this grotesquely elaborate and impractical food monstrosity deverse texture, taste, and nutrition properties into a singular surreal, and puzzling concontion.

if any player in the game eats this monstrosity, this bound to necrosis anyone who eats it.

"After Spending hours experimenting with strange recipes in minecraft, Steve have proudly made salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake on a table, a horrifying yet oddly horrifying and oddly fascinating culinary monstrosity made from different conceivable food items in the game... that it start glowing green."

by Mindaugas Valentinavičius December 16, 2024


patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 17, 2014


Cake privileges

Allowing someone to grab your ass and feel your ass and not have to let them

Megan gave me cake privileges, now I can grab her ass!

by Cake privileges June 25, 2017


Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices

Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas

by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018


2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 22, 2023


Patty cake

When you put your hands in the freezer and then proceeded to slap someones balls to the patty cake song with your cold hands.

Oh looks ! She’s is playing patty cake with her boyfriend.

by PuncakeQueen October 20, 2020


Patty Cake

a butt, particularly a womens butt, that is just so goddamn fine that you have to play patty cake with it and watch it bounce, hence its name, patty cake. Eat it up afterwards.

"gawdam girl you got some patty cake, lemme see a lil jiggle" *smack*

by patty wack boom December 6, 2022