Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.
Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.
My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.
When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
To eat fish poop like chocolate.
“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”
“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”
Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"
That one white person in the “black” friend group. The one white person in the black people friend group that is not only considered a “homie” but also has the “N-Word Pass”
Dave is such a White Chocolate Nigga