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(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.
Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...
St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.
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To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.
Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!
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The sound one makes with his or her mouth while pretending to do martial-arts moves, sword attacks or anything requiring a "fast movement" sound.
My kids annoy the shit out me with constant homo farts for atleast an hour after an episode of Power Rangers.
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When you fart into your hands and lovingly release it like a dove
"In response to your stupid argument, I offer you this fart dove..."
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When you sit on your partners butt then fart into their butt so they in turn fart back making them the culprit.
"You farted on me". " No I shotgun farted, you farted you dirty whore".
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When an individual farts and others in the same area begin to fart as well in succession.
Dude...I farted. Then, Joe, Tony, Aaron, and Michael farted too. The whole room smelled of shit! It was a total relay fart...
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Ripping off a loud or otherwise massive high quality fart in an adjacent room from people yet they notice it, sometimes leading to giggles. Much like a stealth plane the fart dropper is never seen, only heard.
John walked into the empty restroom and let off a voluminous fart assuming he was in the clear. Little did he know Jane was in the room across the hall and witnessed the explosion, letting out a little giggle. John heard this and was very proud of his sneaky stealth fart.
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