fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.

Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"

fishing in your own pond

Dating people from your decade

Jennifer didn't want to flirt with men her own age, because you're not a cougar anymore when you're fishing in your own pond.

whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole

a finn

you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha

I’d let my fish swim in this

I’d let my fish swim in this is an adjective used to describe a satisfactory beverage.

Use this term to describe a drink that is simply orgasmic.

This cocktail is so good! I’d let my fish swim in this.

Cut that bitch off like a fish

girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.

"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.

"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.