Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!
Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"
yellow liquid that is yellow and comes out of pp hole and pusspuss hole
pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Dis be dat juice! DO NOT DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOE said i need to go to the bathroom then opened his panties and PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
When a baby gets hit by a car.
Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!
Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!