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It's where you when your fucking a girl in the pussy. You spread her pussy wide open, squat over her pussy and take a fat shit in it. After that, you keep punching her in the pussy until shit comes out of her mouth and you lick the shit out of her mouth. Finally after that you you put that huge dick in her mouth and throat fuck her until she chokes and dies. Then you shit and piss on her body and flea to Mexico to live a happy life until someone butt rapes you which cause's you to kill you self by blowing your dick of with a gun
Mike: I heard the Bumbling Uncle performed a booty butt bombing on gaby
Joe Biden: yea I heard he killed himself blowing his dick of f with a gun in Mexico
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A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.
Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!
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Your asshole
Rectum
Anus
Brown Eye
Sphinter
Homey1: Hey I fucked this girl anal and she has a tight X-Bomb(s)
Homey2:Nigga you gay
Rectum
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When one consumes a gargantuan amount of chicken wings, causing them to release a fecal dump larger than the United Arab Emirates.
Hey, I heard Abby got fired from Ronzio's for dropping multiple United Arab Emirates A-Bombs during her shift.
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A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”
I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!
after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
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A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.
The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.
The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.
In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.
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