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translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out
bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did
julius: no faucking way!
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Someone that makes bad things happen to people that piss him/her off.
If you see a short king/queen, you might as well piss him/her off, even if it costs you. Life is worth losing, and if ending up on your knees is your other choice, being on your toes doesn't seem like such a bad idea even if it does at first.
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Also like what crawled up your ass and died.
Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"
Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.
Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
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An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.
For more on Norwegian King Herald V
click here ---> Norwegian King Herald V
Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.
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all three mean the same thing: a white man who fucks asian women (usually married or at least in a relationship with a pathetic asian man). white king is used the most, followed by master and lastly the bull - as it's what the asian women treat white men as - their king/master! asian women love worshipping big white superior alpha male manly cock so it makes sense to give the white man a nickname. hence why we have the three terms in question now.
these terms were made back in the 70s when the vietnam war was going on. white men were given the names by asian women as they wanted to show their respect and support for superior white kings. most asian women will cheat on their useless asian boyfriend with a big white cock and never go back, there's actually a saying that goes: "once you go white, you'll never have to fight.", what this means is that once an asian woman has sex with a white man, it'll make her relationship with her pathetic asian boyfriend so good they'll never have to argue due to their marriage being held together by the white master bull with his big white superior alpha male manly cock.
hey frankie, i heard matthias was dubbed a white king, white bull and white master by lily chi. apparently her marriage is being held together because of him, he fucks lily while haitao the asian husband watches in disbelief as matthias pounds lily's tiny asian pussy with his huge white cock
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A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers
What school are you going to
king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go
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