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A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
A statement used to express love and devotion to a particular person, object or subject.
Examples of "x is love, x is life":
Obsessed brony: MLP is love, MLP is life
Brogre: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
Obsessed anime fan: Anime is love, anime is life
Obsessed Apple fan: Apple is love, Apple is life
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When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.
Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
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Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."
2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
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abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
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A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.
"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"
"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"
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My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!
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A way to say goodbye to somebody you don't expect to see again (in this lifetime).
Can be used positively, with emphasis on the prospect of seeing them again, albeit in another lifetime.
Also can be used negatively, with emphasis on the implication that you won't be seeing them again THIS lifetime.
Derived from the catchphrase of the character Desmond on the TV show LOST, who would frequently say, "I'll see ya in another life, brother"
Soldier 1 (wounded and dying): I don't think I'm gonna make it, man...
Soldier 2: Hang in there, buddy, I'm right here.
Soldier 1: I see the light... I'm going towards it...
Soldier 2 (crying): I'll see you in another life, man. Say hi to my brother for me.
Guy 1: Dude, come on, we've been best friends for 6 years, you can't seriously be THAT mad about me sleeping with your girl.
Guy 2: Yeah... you can fuck off. See you in another life, man.
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