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Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.
Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!
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Main Female Character in the Anime Demon Slayer.
Mr. Purgatory: "Nang Zhou, you must save to your sister Bro Beans"
To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.
“I could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.
A new saying for “fuck off” and “i’m a piece of shit”. Most used in a place called frat land.
Tiffany: why were you with Samantha today?
Andrew: lol get away bro.
A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
To give your guy friend your blessing to date a girl
I heard you like Christine. I give you the bro k, man.
2dudes that love playing Diablo together and also fit together like Lego whilst sucking each other's peen simultaneously
Careful of John and Ryan's breath. They're were bro-abloing last night