the most useless supreme product
bro bob bought the new supreme butter
The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
A person who regularly pursues and engages in sexual activity with butter. faces and is a player about it.
e.g. "Ken was the biggest butter juggler in town, always bragging about his exploits and showing off body-only snaps"
Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.
That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.
A term of endearment used when one girl loves another extremely excessively handsome man
You got me pregnant fuckle butters
Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.
Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.
To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.
A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.
Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!
(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?
To get buttered.