Simp Simpleton
"Simp" is a word invented by losers to supposedly taunt the guys who can actually get some girl to go out with them.
Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*
him 2 : SIMP
Kevin: Hi Cris.
Cris: Hi simp
Kevin: I’m not a simp
Cris: Ok, Hi idiot
A term used to describe a man who values women over himself; Thus, unwittingly contributing to the overinflated ego of some women and undermining himself and other men through cascading socioeconomic effects in a desperate effort to gain favor from women, especially those that would never reciprocate his efforts.
He's a simp for every woman he sees because he has no self-worth.