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Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.

Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?

by Sugar Nipps July 2, 2019


Chocco taco

When a girl wipes from back to front after taking a dump she gets shit on her pussy.

Man my chick came out of the bathroom the other day, blew it up, she had a chocco taco!

by Kayceerataezyk March 10, 2020


i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 16, 2021


taco factory

A building in which tacos are created. When the tacos are complete but uneaten, dump trucks put the tacos into the garbage, wherein they are converted to cornbread. See also cornbread factory.

"I toured a taco factory on Taco Tuesday and ate tons of samples. I am stuffed!"

by Mrs. Hen September 13, 2018


mad taco

a slut that is a mad fucker and can not help her addiction to sex

hey look at that mad taco

by mad taco June 5, 2015


Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021


Human Taco

The act of stuffing cold taco ingredients into the Pussy Lips. For example: Beans, Lettuce, herbs, soft taco, cheese, sour cream, chilly. The said ingredients are then eaten by a member of either sex giving both members pleasure as one gets their genitals stimulated and the other gets a tasty taco. This move is common in Mexico and the Southern States of America

Dude 1: Did you Fuck Beverly?
Dude 2: Yeah I gave her a human taco! And to top it off she squirted while I was munching on the lettuce
Dude 1: Noice

by Mechanical Vagina March 4, 2018