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Hey! It's that cool guy from up the street! He wants to seduce my daughter.
me
“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”
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Weirdos who think they're "cool" or "alphas" most of the time they're lonely and have never seen a real woman like ever.
Russel Heartly: to pick up a female (or some call them mares) you have to...
Literally everyone: shut the hell up bro
Kurtis Conner: why do guys who call women females exist. We should burn them to the ground.
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Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
The worst roast in history
People say if you use this someone random will die
Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies
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When someone use to be that guy people would use because of house nice he was. He would always get messed over and never had the opportunity to shine. Often they tend to go through alot but always goes into something with his head held high.
Nice Guys Finish Last
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Definitely the best podcast known to man. Starring 3 cool cats from AP and FR.
Hey thats the guys from 3 guys 1 podcast, lets let them have but sex with us!
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