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A tampon that is stuck in the pipes during a clog.
Husband: " Aww... Have you been flushing your tampons down the toilet again?"
Wife: "They said on the box that they were biodegradable!"
Plumber says to the training new guy: "Hey when your snaking out that pipe watch out for those PuNe-RaTs...lol"
losers that have no life and just hang out at mp (millennium place) all day and don’t even do anything there.
person1: what are you doing today
person2: just hanging out at mp
person1: i my god you’re such a mp rat
The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.
There are levels to buffness.
Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.
Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.
Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.
Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!
*lifts and becomes absolute unit.
Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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A girl that fucks guys with 0 attachment.
She fucking everybody, she a bud rat.
The deadliest most dominate animal in the whole entire world.
The oye rat murked the grizzly bear.
Intellectual dishonesty. This is when In a debate you say things you don’t genuinely believe and you are just saying it to when.