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1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023

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Generation 1

All of the people who will end up dying because the Elite Liberals (who are not even liberals, but people who took advantage of democracy, as spies, found an exploit in the governments election processes and positioned their corrupt individuals into positions of which they could rule the world, aimlessly into oblivion with no solid direction). Generation 2 are the individuals who will have technologies to keep people alive and surpass the classical age limit of like 80-100-ish, most likely created by Generation Y, saving Generation Zs a$$ because they grew up downloading apps instead of making them. And they don't know what 56k is trollololololol

Gen Y: Hey gen Z do you know what 56k is?

Gen Z: No not really, like an animal?
Gen Y: Oh sh*it maybe i need to create technology to save the human race and save Generation 1 people by cloning them into the future as Generation 2 people who can then create technologies that can keep humans alive continuously.

by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023

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