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something i wank over alot
something you should start wanking over
i was watching 2 girls 1 cup yesterday and i had a wank, it was yum
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Mass Effect 2 is a great third person shooter and nothing more.
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(See Pussy Tassle Tits) A Kid Named Brian Has Them And Lubricates The Chain In A Special Ky Dip Causing A Reaction From The Chain To Spark The Tits On Fire Eroding Away The Hair On His Nutsack And Inflaming And Engulfing A Testicle In The 3rd Degree Burn Stage.
Me And Doc Found Some Unsavior Drawings Of Pussy Tassle Tits 2 On The School Desk Yesterday, Did You Have Something to Do With It Joe?
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"I'd like to give her the old 1-2."
"What's the Old 1-2?"
"Butt to mouth. I'd butt her to mouth any day."
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When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!
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Some weird kinky shit nobody should watch. Not horse porn
But Beastiality
Person 1 - Hay you've seen 2 men 1 horse right
Person 2 - Yeah Why?
Person 1 - Well i booked horse riding for today
Person 2 - FUCK NO
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When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.
I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.
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