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The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!
2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.
3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!
Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."
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When two guys are having some anal sex in the anus.
Hey, have you heard about Craig and Fenton, they've been analing.
It's when two gay men and a woman are having sex. The first man
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.
Steve and Bob had been fighting for a week. Steve to apologize
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.
the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"
Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."
Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"
Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"