Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger

A specialized burger topped with a fried egg.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"

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if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

What in God's green African jungles??

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"

"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."

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Oh my God they killed Kenny

You bastards

"Oh my God they killed Kenny"
A South Park joke that is overused and is only one of many😂

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oh my god its a nigger

When you are suprised that there is a nigger

Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye

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God willing and the Creek don't rise.

1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.

God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!

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