hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

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Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

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i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

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meat and cheese taco

When a guy cums and shits on a chick's tits, and procedes to titty fucking her.

"Man, yesterday I was so horny, I gave made myself a meat and cheese taco."

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Flying Meat Reverse Tomahawk

Whe a girls legs are up over her head, the male standing facing away from the woman, bounces up and down and the penis is inserted with vigorous thrusting movements.

I would like to give you a flying meat reverse tomahawk baby, you'll orgasm for hours.

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