Rule 156

Every men older than 15 years old must participate in the No Nut November.
Women can either choose to do nothing or to participate with or against men.
Failing in less than 2 (two) days will deceive all of your friends and family, but failing anywhere after that is ok as long as you did your best, it is not a shame and if one of your friend failed NNN

1: I failed NNN on the first day...
2: Rule 156 bro
(Here, 1 is a disgrace)

3:I failed NNN on the fifth day...
4: Rule 156, well done, hope you did your best
3: I sure did ! But temptation was too hard.
4: That's ok.
(Here, 3 did his best and lasted five days)

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!

Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.

Sock Rule

The sock rule is used when having sex with the homies simular to no homo this automatically makes it not gay

Todd:Damn bro my dick is hard

Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"

Todd:Stop that's gay

Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo

Todd:No Homo

The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991

Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.