Ash-Water

When a women has her vaginal discharge all over the place, like everywhere, the walls, the roof, your mouth. Can result in spontaneous slippery slides.

Common causes of this: too much probing and PMS.

How to avoid: Use a wet vac when probing

Guy 1: She just ash-watered everywhere!!!
Guy2 : its like a water park in here... weeeeeeeeee!!!

A girl: I should have brought an extra pair of undies, I just made an ash-water!!!

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

Climax water

When a woman reaches climax and squirts

When she came her climax water went everywhere

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

Water Bedlam

A prank where you put your friend out on a lake or any other body of water (includes swimming pools) whilst they're sleeping on an air mattress or any other buoyant thingy like a small boat. And the tide or wind causes them to go far.

We managed to set up the Dipping pitbefore april fools day,my bae and i decided to prank my brofo with the water bedlam.

We did and he looked like he was going to go full street fighter on us when he got out of the pit

dean water

water carried by Dean, near a person who is named Dean, or produced by a Dean.

A: "Hey, this is some good water."
B: "Yeah, you're right Dean."
A: "Try some of my Dean water."

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”