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the term for a Chinese male cook who frequently miscooks his food
That damn China Bomb Pancake burned my po fwi wice!
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Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
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From the popular game Counter-Strike the terrorist teams objective in defusal is to plant a bomb at site A or B. Once the bomb has been coded the narrator of the game will announce "Bomb Has Been Planted" along with a 40 second countdown till it eventually explodes
"BRO THE FUCKING BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED DEFUSE IT CLUTCH OR KICK"
when a male takes a dump into a condom, then using the condom as a dildo to his partner. the condom then breaks, resulting in "explosion" of the indian time bomb
i have my girlfriend an Indian Time Bomb last night and she freaked out!
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A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.
He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!
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1. A British party gag confection. Shaped like an actual bomb made out of dark chocolate, filled with smaller candies inside. It is made to be lit and set off like a firecracker.
2. A cocktail made from an ounce each of Kahlua and coconut rum mixed with chocolate milk in an old-fashioned glass.
1. Harold, if you're going to light that chocolate bomb at little Hilary's birthday party, I do hope that you will be good enough to take it outdoors.
2. Meanwhile, Hilary and her darling little friends had gotten into the liquor cabinet and were busily engaged in mixing chocolate bombs.
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When someone does something really awesome or really stupid and you have to drop one of DJ Clues iconic bombs on them
That man soaking truth drop one of clues bombs for him.