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egyptinan eye drops

The act of slowly pissing on someone's face after they give you head, effectively covering their face in both semen and piss.

After she blew me I gave her the ol' Egyptinan Eye Drops!

by PacinaDeLaMuerta January 28, 2015


Hot Whale eye

another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again

by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010


Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

by Blazin Names September 30, 2021


Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022


Crimson Eye Patch

When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.

I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.

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by Cadella April 27, 2011


poo bulls eye

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.

"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"

by punk8punk January 9, 2014


pie in your eye

Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.

The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.

The slut got pie in her eyes.

You got pie in your eye.

by djdjesd October 17, 2014