butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter

Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day

butter deez

Lathering of butter on certain parts of the anatomy.

I love you but... baby butter deez nuts.

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

Trucker Butter

The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.

I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?