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To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.
A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.
Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!
(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?
To get buttered.
When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.
“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”
Jimmy put maple butter on his cookie. It tasted like peak.
A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
Im using the “peanut butter technique”
Any vaginal discharge including the secretion after sex.
Despite being very hygenic, Susie often finds bloomer butter in her panties.
when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock
An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.
"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"