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What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.
Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?
Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.
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the ultimate come back refer to that fact that your mom is a whore and goes to college to sleep with the college boys
seriously no one got this yet
stfu example box your mom goes to college.
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A quote from Napoleon Dynamite.
http://WhoGoesToCollege.com ???
Your mom goes to college!
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Woman of Moorish, Nubian, or other race having highly melanated skin tones who serves as the matriarch of her family.
Phyllicia Rashad is a sexy black mom. Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy black mother. Kerry Washington is a sexy black mama.
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possibly one of the worst comebacks possible. Often used by fortnite players
fortnite player: wanna play fortnite
me: nah thats gay shit
fortnite player: ur mom gay lol
me: no u
fortnite kid: *disappears*
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u
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Melanated black female eminating style and grace as the matriarch or her family.
Michelle Obama is a sexy black mom. Felicia Tasha's is a sexy black mom.Jada Pinkett Smith is a sexy. Lack mom.
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