smelly poop mop

A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.

If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez

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poop shoot buggie

1.the act of anal sex; Usally on a female.

2.a really stupid song.

1.Fred:I heard your girlfriend is having her period.
Bill:Yea, she'll only allow poop shoot buggies

2."That new song by Korn was a poop shoot buggie."

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Shoop de poop

To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.

You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"

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poop up a storm

The act of pooping a insane inhuman-like amount.

Guy 1- Hey bro, last night I was so full I could poop up a storm!

Guy 2- Really dude? I feel bad for you.

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Let me poop on it

1. When a difficult decision, that may or may not be important reveals it self, and is abruptly followed by the sudden urge to poop.

2. Your unsure about something or have have run out of ideas, and subsequently take a poop to resolve the dilemma.

"Where do you want to go for dinner?"

"I'm not sure, let me poop on it."

"Hows the Johnson account going?"

"Not well, I should poop on it."

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muslim poop charades

When a guy is goin down on a girl, the girl takes a nice, juicy shit in his face, laughs, and says, "Eat that muslim shit, bitch!"

My favorite type of charades are muslim poop charades.

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gine my poop

The act of storing the fecal matter in a woman's vagina via the act of poopagina

I had to take a dump but then my girlfriend didn't want me to leave her alone. So i was like "gine my poop, baby, just gine my poop!"

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