You know what they say

A phrase used to relate a certain situation to a "known saying", the saying is mentioned by unknown people referred to as "They".

You know what they say, Karma's a Bitch.

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and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

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that's what she didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.

Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"

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the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia

The hook from the rap/snl short entitled "Lazy Sunday", as preformed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg, which originally aired on Dec 17 2005. The use of (what?) to pause between "chronic" and "cles of Narnia" isn't merely a clever stylistic emulation of aggressive rap, but also refers implicitly to the chronic, or very potent marijuana, as is evidenced in the rap video by numerous references to snacks, the inclusion of "we love" and "pass that" chronic in two of the chorus lines, and the very title of the short itself, "Lazy Sunday", a weekend day when many twenty somethings typically smoke weed and veg out after partying on Friday and Saturday.

Parnell and Samberg: "the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, yes the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, we love the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, pass that chronic (what?) cles of Narnia!"

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What Does The Fox Say?

RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGADINGADINGERINGDINGDINGADINGA
DING

"What does the fox say?"
"HATEEHATEEHATEEHO HATEEHATEEHATEEHO"
"What is your sound?"
"BABADBUPBUPBEEDUMBADEE
BUPBUPBAADUP"

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what up shut up

to be muttered directly after a sweet comeback.

you: are you really gonna wear that?
me: yeah. it's better than that frumpy-ass clown suit you got on. WHAT UP SHUT UP!
you: damn you got me good.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO

"HELP I'M STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN AND I CAN'T GET OUT". "I'LL COME AND GET YOU SIS" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO?" "YEAH OH THATS GOOD" "OH OH OH OH MY GOD HARDER YES YES YES I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WYF DID YOU JUST CUM IN YOUR STEP SISTER"
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WHEN SHE GETS STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE SHE SAY "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO"

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