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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 8, 2024


anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.

"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"

by DMeaner February 20, 2024


anal newsome

The fuck tard anal governor of California who is a demonic democrat

California recall of anal newsome but the dems rigged the elections lets go brandon

by Atomdammit January 31, 2022

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Anal nugget

When you anal and get a shit nugget on the end of your dick

I fucked Maurine in the ass last night but I got an anal nugget. It made me gag

by Aterroreestnamedjeff July 15, 2017


Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy

Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021


exclusive anal

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".

Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!

by Dumble.doubt.dat.ass November 6, 2015


anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!

Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016