Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

Bean

A bean = $1 million

Tommy got 5 beans for that recording contract

Bean

The superior fruit, the bean is life. Everything is better with beans. Live laugh beans, am I right?

"Beans"

Bean

A person who is funny, friendly, a little dirty minded and likes to tease others.

Haha you're such a Bean!!

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Beans

The best filling for a burrito.

Richard: "Bro I just ate beans from Taco Bell!"
Michael: "You sorry fool..."

Bean

A Bean is the ruler of a planet, and you must change your loyalty to a bean right now

I was praying to a bean last night.

I also worship the bean!