Damon.
(Da-MAN) Noun.
Damon is the ultimate cool dude, the superhero of swagger and all things awesome! He's referred to as DaMAN because he's just THAT smooth and confident. He's the dad of super dads, always putting his family first and rocking that cape of love and care.
Damon is like a human ice cube, thriving in chilly weather and always down for a snowball fight or a snuggle by the fireplace. His humor is so lit that he could probably roast a marshmallow with his jokes, making everyone feel as cozy as a marshmallow in hot cocoa.
As a bud, Damon's loyalty runs deeper than a forever stamp, always having your back no matter what. Need a hand? Damon's got you covered like a blanket in a blizzard. And he's not just a tech nerd, he's like the Einstein of gadgets, always the first to know what's hot in the tech world.
But wait, there's more! Damon is a speed demon, a thrill-seeking motorcycle maniac who loves the rush of wind in his face. He's a swiss army knife of awesomeness, juggling being a loyal friend, a loving dad, a tech guru, and a wild child all in one super cool package. Damon - DA-MAN, the myth, the legend!
"Have you crossed paths with Da-MAN yet? He's the dude who can make you snort with laughter and is always ready to lend a hand - seriously, he's like a walking, talking guidebook on how to be a DaMAGICAL man!"
The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc
*jeff walks into a room the Monday after he got laid at a party*
All his friends: "DA man!"
When some one is acting like another dumb ass you can call them DA jr
Your being such a DA jr right now!
A normiefied meme, if you use it after january 2k18 you big gay and a retard
retarded normie: do you know da wae
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.
Bopping Da Shop is when you pull up at your local grocery store, run to the counter, and steal all the money from the register and then run away.
Person 1: "Hey did you see that a few hooligans were bopping da shop?"
Person 2: "Yeah it was crazy, I was there.
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