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When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.
Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!
Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”
when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.
Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.
Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".
A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a
douche manner.
ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."
ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."
Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...
Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !