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One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.
The fart master had us all gasping for air.
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Another name for a food dish that is commonly known as "Beans and Weiners". It derives the name "dog" from the ingredient called "hot dog" and the name "fart" from the widely known side effects of eating beans. It is a great name to use to get toddlers interested in trying them. I coined this phrase about 5 years ago while playing with my kids. We have also been known to call these "Franks Beans". We coined this phrase after watching Men In Black and they kept showing Frank the dog, with his balls showing.
When I serve Beans and weiners or Franks and beans I call them Dog Farts.
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Sound produced by the ass-hole while receiving a blow-job. Very embarassing.
"That slutty girl was giving me a blowjob but then I came so hard that a had a fart pipe."
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wet farts do NOT exist!
one simply follows through.
one shits oneself!
my drawers have got shit in them
after i farted
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When your dick farts and then rubs on a nigger that happens to be homosexual and likes it when a penis touches his left ear
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The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.
"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"
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This is when a stripper has gas
He was getting a lap dance then out of nowhere the stripper glitter farted in his face
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