killer fish from san diego

big bad fish from a video that extends his mouth and is from san diego also appears in a lego roblox game named item asylum

guy 1: hey have u heard of the killer fish from san diego he has already killed 50 persons

guy 2: OH NO

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I am fishing for your Goombas

Slang among political ops for "I am looking for dirt on your candidate." May or may not be connected to the classic line from The Godfather: "Clemenza sleeps with the fish." Meaning he's been whacked, per orders. So "Fishing for your Goombas," maybe, started out meaning "looking for the bodies in your candidate's background." (Classically such bodies would be a live boy or a dead girl).

"Hey, what's this bullshit with a guy with a camera in the parking lot at four in the morning?"

"I am fishing for your Goombas, asshole. If your boy can't keep it zipped, the people got a right to know."

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eptoon fish del panta luna

A common phrase in the Hipno language.

Its origins in underground Aimspoke Courts, young gentlemen would say this to their female counterparts when referring to their genitals. Its literal translation is "eptoon the fish of the pants," the word eptoon has no English translation; it is merely a colloquial term describing what exists in the now.

Gentleman: "Utna con, eptoon fish del panta luna otu here?"
Gentlewoman: "Please, no spik-spok, Tom Cruise, ul!"
Gentleman: "Faskito!"

Rough English Translation:
Gentleman: "With me, eptoon the genitals with sex?"
Gentlewoman: "Please, no foreplay, you rich and scientific man, for heavensake no!"
Gentleman: "Sike!"

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fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...

My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.

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Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

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better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

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I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

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