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hi.. it's me.. y/n.. i'm not your typical white girl.. i'm.. sorb3t.. Strawberry, BLUBERRY! mina no aido wa?? BERRY-CHWAN!! :3
"Hey I can be the bweuberrie to ur sterawberie" I look behind and I saw.. dabi-kun.. "NEE?? nande?? dabi-san?" he looks into my eyes and smiles "hai, daijobudeska?" I blush, my whole face turns red. "You really look like a strawberry now ;)" I blush again I look away "your as hot as a strawberry with tomato sauce on it gurl" dabi kun smiles away at compliment "hey todorochi-kun" HUH?? Is that.. the cute todorki sama?? todorochi approaches me "hai ;-;" "i heard your in debt". I begin to cry as I know what hes doing. "let me pay your debt pls O-o". I start to cry even more because I have been rasing my 10 kids by myself. As i cry i fall into todorochis arms. dabi gets jelous " GET OFF MY GIRL B***** YOUR JS A STUDID little emo gurl" dabi punchese toddorochi away as he begins to growl and his eyes turn red "im going to use my power on you" DABI NUU!! BDABI SAMA!! ur gonna get hurt! "I am going to do this for you, baby." he winks and punches todoroki with his flame quirk "ah" todorki cried "NOOOO todosama" grr... "THIS IS WHY DAD DISOWNED YOU" omg! todosama dont say that! "grrr....." his eyes turned red and growled like alpha.. "THERES A REASON WHY YOUR MOM IS IN A MENTAL ASYLUM" OMG!! "NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT! TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW" todoroki said.
Todoroki and dabi leaned in for a kiss
OMG!! no spoiler sorry cliffhanger
open ending
Person 1: "hey have you seen that AMAZING Y/N x Dabi fanfic?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's AMAZING!"
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also known as fluffer nutter
when a guy applies marshmallow fluff to his penis and has a girl suck it off until he climaxes, at which point he busts his nut all over her. hence the name "fluff-n-nut-her"
I asked maria if i could fluff-n-nut-her but she said only whores and sluts do that. shot downnnnn
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A complex sex move that enlists the use of a power drill covered in seminal fluid the man forcibly thrusts the drill bit into the receiving female’s vagina while doing this the orgasmic release of blood, shit, cum, and piss is so great that the female will scream “it’s fun to play, not to eat” then violently jumps out the second story window to their death .
Person 1:Yo bro have you seen Courtney today
Person 2:I heard she was trying the new Dr drill n fill technique last night with Josh last night.
Person 1: Nice
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A canadian show about 3 boys trying to scam the rest of the neighborhood.
Shut the fuck up whether its a bad or good show. This is a dictionary not twitter gaytards
Person 1: Ed, Edd, n Eddy was a good show
Person 2: sir what the absolute fuck are you doing in my house
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A god at every game in existence ever made. However, he does play crappy games that 3-year-olds play i.e. Fortnite, Roblox, etc. He is mostly anonymous online and is rarely active. However, when you get him mad in any game, he will find you (and kill you).
A: OMFG, -R-A-D-O-N- is on my team in bed-wars!
B: Bro, we are gonna win this
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Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.
Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.
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A modified version of a beer gut; a beer gut for someone who does not drink beer.
Jack: I think I need to start losing weight.
Kimberly: Yeah you do, you're starting to get a mac n' cheese pouch
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