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When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.
Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.
(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh
Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball
Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.
That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.
That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.
That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.
getting railed by 3 men and having them put a funnel into your anus and cumming into them.
wow, i got a crazy funnel cake sundae yesterday
"To look on the bright side"
Weather you are sitting on the street homeless and see a nice cloud and it makes you happy
Or you are in the club popping bottles with your boys with your Rolex on and are the happiest person in the world , as long as you are capable of finding gratitude for your situation your caking it