Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.

What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.

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Snap-dog job

A snap-dog job is a job performed above and beyond typical expectations, whether it be faster or better than usual.

"You're done with that already?! What a snap-dog job!"

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Copenhagen Blow Job

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.

Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"

Hick 2: "What??"

Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"

Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"

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Alaskan paint job

When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.

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big time jobs

this odd use of word combination comes from when my friends and i used to anticipate the show dirty jobs. We would say something like:

"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."

Also around that time the oaktons would say:

"big time"

which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:

"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"

now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say

"jobs is comin on!"

somebody would then respond

"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)

but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:

"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave

the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"

Dave: Yo lets hit a jak
Michael: Yo big time jobs"

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Tennessee Twat Job

When a male defecates into a womans vagina and sews it shut.

Dude i gave your mom a Tennessee twat job and she is pissed

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neighborhood job hog

someone that hogs all the jobs (dogsitter, babysitter, fish feeder, plant waterer, mail taker-in-er, etc.) in the neighborhood or even in other nearby neighborhoods as well.
this person or teen is very reliable and normally has a lot of money if they now how to manage it.

wow she is such a neighborhood job hogerer

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