Anal nugget

When you anal and get a shit nugget on the end of your dick

I fucked Maurine in the ass last night but I got an anal nugget. It made me gag

Anal fisher

An insult to use when someone is being an ass hat.

"Daniel quit being an anal fisher and get your fingers out of him!"

anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.

"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’