Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe
Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe
A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.
Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.
Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.
A douche bag that causes immense pain.
Don't be such a douche cactus.
A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!