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The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."
How a douche bag can look older than they really are.
How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?
Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.
An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.
Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated
A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.
Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!
A phrase of exclamation when somthing is brought to the next level in a positive way, or negative way.
1: "Yo, you got brewskies AND Svedka? You're bringin' the douche!"
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."
"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"