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A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
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A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.
"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
Its in the song "what do you say?" by Mickey Avalon. This song also appears in the movie THE HANGOVER.
Bascically.. Its what you say when you're too fucked up.
person 1: What do you say when your too fucked up?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo
person 1: What do you say when you run out of drugs?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo
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Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James
"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me
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1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.
2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".
3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.
4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
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I am so fucking retarded.
i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.
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