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A great girl. She's beautiful,sexy,amazing,kind, understandinh, outgoing, passionate, horny goat and you will never experience a dull moment with pop bottle... She's my wife and I bet she's reading this now😏😏😘
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Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.
JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.
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First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
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A glory hole maneuver conducted in a truck stop restroom in which you convince the person on the other side of a lavatory wall to open their mouth at the hole in preparation for some man-meat, promptly drop-trou and forcefully push out a big chunky fudge dragon through the glory hole into their mouth.
I was trying to take a shit when some homo trucker named Seabass came in and started talking to me, I told him to open up wide and I gave him the old truck stop push pop.
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damn i just popped off a needle on that biatch, damn thats off hizzle fo shizzle dizzle!
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When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).
Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.
Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?
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you went off and you slay while doing so
friend: look at her sweater
me: dude literally pop off pussy hat
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