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Measurement of lenght; approx. 1 rat long (21 cm / 10-11 inches)
most commonly used to describe 1 rat-long rats
At A Bar:
Guy - Hey Baby, want to go somewhere more quiet?
Girl - sure, how l o n g are you?
Guy - gal, i got rat in my pants
Girl - that's nice
Guy *to himself, in a high pitched, goblin-like voice* - She does not know that i've hidden a live rat in my underpants
A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
Every October 11th, National Rat Lucy occurs. If you want to participate, feel free to do a finger gun on your temple, then bite you lip. Bonus point if you have a short fringe
"Happy National Rat Lucy Day! "