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When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.
Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
When you eat Taco Bell and do zerberts with your butthole on someone's leg.
Willy: If you don't run my inbounds correctly, I'm going to give you all a Mexican Steambath.
When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot
We did a Mexican stop sign today
The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow
I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.
To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.
I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.