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A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.
There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road
When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.
I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.
Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.
Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.
The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm
“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”
When your partner eats a jalapeño pepper while rimming you
Juanita was so hot I let her give me a Mexican Bunghole
Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.
I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.